CarolineGuitarCo | 4 years ago
The absence of evidence is the evidence of the conspiracy. Sure, we know you have doubts. Dr. Vichysoisse's accent comes and goes. But he does seem to know a lot of important people. He says scary things about big pharma, big nutrition, big cardio, big stretching, the mass media, the deep state, the wide open spaces, entrenched corporate interests. There is no record of him anywhere - maybe there are powerful people who really control the internet who erased him! And the footage might be R-rated just from the short shorts.
But he really does look good for a 68 year old man. Maybe there IS something to his workout techniques and his regime of ablutions.
To celebrate the long lost achievements of the Doctor and the 4th of July, the Caroline Corporation is releasing limited editions of these Icarus MK2 and Hawaiian Pizza pedals at Reverb.com. 50 American Icarus and Soviet Icarus pedals will be made, along with 25 each of the "Soviet Pizza" and "American Pizza."
In all seriousness, a portion of the sales proceeds will go to the Graves-Bornick family as we did with round one of Icarus V2, and also to the McClain family for the establishment of a foundation in Elijah McClain's name. All lives can't matter until black lives matter.
Filmed by four people who'd been socially and physically distancing from others for weeks beforehand, in the heady days before COVID-19 went supernova in our state. Take care of yourselves, maintain physical distance, wear a mask to help protect each other, get groceries or carryout, and respect store owners and businesses enforcing these rules to protect their essential staff and your fellow customers.
Available at
https://reverb.com/shop/caroline-guitar-co
