Jared Dines | 8 years ago

My friend Tony and I wrote this song in about 12 hours, then spent about 8 hours filming it. If you want to help us out tweet it at your favorite country artist! Maybe they will share it! Thank you all so much!

Download the song with these links:
iTunes: http://apple.co/2reQTNT
Bandcamp: http://bit.ly/2pM3B5P
Spotify: http://spoti.fi/2pz1kja
Google Play: http://bit.ly/2reuv7l

Lyrics:
Verse 0:13

i spent my last dollar on this chew in my cheek
and i don’t get paid for at least a damn week.
wifi went out about an hour ago
so i can’t watch the damn rodeo.

Mud on my boots, can’t keep my shirt clean
Sold my best guitar to buy a washing machine.
can’t get no lovin from the microwave oven.
but my hungry man is frozen so i guess I’m eating nothin.

Pre Chorus 0:37

Every dog, supposed to get his day.
but joy is just a needle in a stack of hay.
misery is said to love company
well ain’t no body every gave a damn about me.


Chorus 1:03

Yah i’m Bad luck, a walking tragedy
i’m the saddest, sum bitch you don’t ever wanna meet.
i got a raw deal, and it’s a damn shame
catastrophic inconvenience is my middle name

1:15
I break mirrors, i’m walking under ladders.
when i come into a room, everybody scatter
nothin goes my way, yah i’m just stuck
1:27 - with bad luuuuuck

Instrumental Break 1:31

Verse 2 - 1:44

My horse got fat and outgrew his saddle.
The rain dun wreck my favorite ping pong paddle.
tried to milk my cows to churn my own butter
But the Heffer only had one big udder

Rooster keeps waking me up too early
first date went bad with my second cousin Shirley.
Grandma ran her mower over my favorite steer
damnit i just knocked over my last cold beer


Pre Chorus 2:10


I’ve been insulted by my own reflection.
my last lover only left behind an infection
She’d be here if not for one sad factor
i couldn’t get her off with the size of my…tractor


Chorus 2 - 2:35

Yah i’m Bad luck, I’m a walking tragedy
i’m the saddest, sum bitch you don’t ever wanna meet.
i got a raw deal, and it’s a damn shame
catastrophic inconvenience is my middle name

I break mirrors, i’m walking under ladders.
when i come into a room, everybody scatter
nothin goes my way, yah i’m just stuck
- with bad luuuuuck

Yah i’m bad luck, and it sucks.
i’ll probably end up marrying my truck.
Bet you think think song is a lie
but i haven’t slept for years without a good cry

black cats follow every move i make
trustin’ me for anything’s a damn mistake
nothin goes my way, yah i’m just stuck
- with bad luuuuuck

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